As I rounded the corner today I was met with this sight.
I was confused. The hydrangea did not look like this when I watered them last night. Did someone cut them? Trample them? Bump into them with their car?
Nope. Didn’t bump into them. Drove right over them. Onto and across our front lawn.
Knocking down the rocks on the other side.
Then exiting the yard over the last hydrangea in the row.
I hope they got home ok. But I also hope they have a hell of a hangover and significant damage to their car.